Phone it in

Phone Herm (Alex Hermanson)

Back in 2022, Alex ‘Herm’ Hermanson—the ‘big dude who runs a lot’—noticed that none of the running nerds on social media looked like him. He couldn’t identify with any of these (barf) run-fluencers and figured there were probably other runners who felt the same way. ‘Fuck it,’ he thought with a Boston accent, ‘I’ll put myself out there and champion runners of all shapes and sizes—that would be wicked cool.’ So, he set up @herm.runs (and later the Not Yet Named Run Club), and his life was changed forever.

Herm would be the first to tell you he did not set out to be an influencer, but by preaching the good word of being comfortable in your own skin, he helped launch a physical and mental health revolution that encourages everyone to run and not give a shit what anyone else thinks (because—news flash—everyone is too caught up in their own stuff to give a hell what you look like, anyway). ‘At the end of the day,’ says Herm, ‘we all deserve the opportunity to run comfortably, run happily, and do this thing that we all love and enjoy.’ 


We couldn’t agree more. We sent the big dude some prompts.

Most Recent Photo On Your Phone

Our gate broke, so this screwdriver will work instead of going to the store and fixing it properly. Honestly, stoked I got to show off this redneck ingenuity.

First Thing You Do When You Wake Up

The Garmin morning report gets my full attention as soon as I get up. Probably not the best thing for the mental, but oh well.

The Place You Keep All Your Running Gear

Yeah, this area is a complete wreck. Lots of white shoes, though.

A Dog, A Cat, or A Bird

This is Tuque. He’s a wild dude, but we have a lot of fun together.

Something Punk

This one feels pretty self-explanatory.

One of Your Favorite Humans

My girlfriend, Alexis, is the smartest gal I have ever met. She is also the reason I am so into running and got going on social media. Wouldn’t be here without her. (Also, hot af).

Best Place to Run

The Not Yet Named Run Club loop with our squad! This loop has become a safe space for so many cool people to come together and share miles. Always a hoot.

Where You Are When You're Not Running

In the kitchen cheffing up some meals. On a big chicken nuggies kick recently, though. 10/10 long-run fuel.

Proof You Can Keep a Plant Alive

Alive and healthy.

The Inside of Your Refrigerator

I mean, we are stocked up on the three most important parts of eating: sodium, protein, and caffeine. Shoutout to Alexis for adding in the veggies and stuff.

A Scar or Tattoo & The Story Behind It

This one is pretty great. I always carry a two-dollar bill on me for good luck, but I felt the need to get it tattooed. I really didn’t want a president’s face on me, so I wanted a smiley face. Also, instead of the normal numbers on a bill, I got the day I started running: 11/07/2022... But then I realized I told the artist the wrong date, so I’ll have to subtract a year from the 11/07/2023 on my leg for the rest of my life. I am glad I was born with the don’t give a fuck gene.

The Grossest Thing in Your Home

This dude just lays around all day, tracking in mud, farting, and puking all over. Sometimes he even shits inside. He’s gross, but we keep him around, and this gave me another excuse for a pic of him because I couldn’t decide on one.

Your Proudest Moment

It will always be crossing the finish line at the NYC marathon in 2023. Going from watching the race the year before at 300 lbs. and not having any aspirations of running it to coming back the next year and crossing the finish line. This moment is permanently seared into my being. You can do hard things.

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