Because Scott was into Metal during high school—and because we can’t seem to leave that subject alone (sorry, Scott)—for this issue’s Running Stars, we reached out to Riki Rachtman, the host of MTV’s now-defunct Metal show Headbanger’s Ball. Sadly, Riki wasn’t available to make some silly shit up over the phone, so we tracked down the next best thing: LA-based Metal scenester Greg Tanner, aka GT. GT spent most of the ‘80s and ‘90s cruising Sunset Strip with big hair, leather pants, and more attitude than a pissed-off house cat. And while Hair Metal’s heyday has been and gone, he remains a true believer and dyed-in-the-wool Metalhead. We found GT through a friend of a friend’s dad, who assured us he was the real deal. We were not disappointed. We gave GT a call at his West Hollywood crib.
Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re normally pretty strait-laced, but this month you need to freak the fuck out, and break some rules. Get up on the bar and let everyone see your junk. You’ll probably end up meeting the sheriff but fuck it. Make Lemmy proud.
Taurus
(April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, you’re all about living fast and turning shit up to eleven. But lately you’ve been playing it safe. It’s time to flip the switch and let the neighbors know you got a Marshall full stack. Be careful not to burn up, though. Rock responsibly.
Gemini
(May 21 - June 20)
Gemini. The twins, right? Sometimes you're chill, other times you're psycho. This month, be psycho. You’ve got the chops to make any life changes you need, so shred like a demon from Hell! Don’t be shy, motherfucker.
Cancer
(June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, it’s a jungle out there, man, so you gotta come at it like Axl—that means bringing raw emotion and pure rock energy. Don't hide from the streets. The nights are wild and your presence is required. Just don’t get lost in the wilderness.
Leo
(July 23 - August 22)
Leo, this is your time, so grab your L.J. (Leather Jacket) and take the mic. But don’t hog the limelight this month. All true gods of Metal know when to step back and let the band have their moment, too.
Virgo
(August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you’re a pitch-perfect perfectionist hitting every note like Ronnie James Dio, and this month that dedication is gonna pay off in spades. But make sure you stay true to your vision, if you want to keep slaying your goals.
Libra
(September 23 - October 22)
Libra, which is the scales, so balance is your thing. Be careful, though, because you’re tipping towards destruction. Remember what (Judas) Priest said: ‘Tempt not the blade/all fear the seeeeeeeentinal!’
Scorpio
(October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you’re intense, dark, and mysterious. You’re not afraid to unleash the beast, but your intensity might scare people this month, so channel it into something productive, like catching up on your taxes or building a deck.
Sagittarius
(November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius’s are fuckin’ crazy, always lookin’ for trouble and adventure no matter what. My advice, man: take it easy this month. Stay fierce and focused but spend some time with yourself and recalibrate. And definitely listen to more Crüe.
Capricorn
(December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re heavy and fast like a Hetfield riff, but don’t be a puppet master with your friends—give them their space, and don't try to run the show too hard. Ease off and enjoy the ride, man. See what I did there?
Aquarius
(January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius is sensitive and emotional. You’ve always got deep emotions brewing inside you—this month in particular. But take those feelings and make something cool with them. Write a song or paint a picture; just don’t fade to black!
Pisces
(February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, this month, channel your inner Phil Lewis and embrace your wild side. Don’t let the turkeys push you around. Challenging authority is part of the Metal code, so take NO shit. And if they can’t handle it, fuck ‘em.
